return my video game
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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