do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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