so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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