he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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