Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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