My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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