Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
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