Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I will pee on everything he values.
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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