can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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