why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
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