You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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