We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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