Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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