Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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