are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I have aggressive nipples.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Randomize
