just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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