so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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