i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
