They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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