hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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