he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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