I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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