Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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