Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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