The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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