Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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