its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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