So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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