his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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