I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
