For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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