Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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