epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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