I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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