we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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