It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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