she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Let the clothes fall where they may.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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