ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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