My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
