you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize