There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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