My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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