You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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