She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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