DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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