Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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