his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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