end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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