me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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