She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You know, be my cock's hype man.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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