dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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