I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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