He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Randomize
