I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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