She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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