Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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