I don't think brook has ever known best
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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