I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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